Everyone's familiar with those Foster's commercials where the clever Aussies have a cute little word for everything right? Well, while chatting with some lasses from Down Under, we discovered that they have no quaint Aussie saying for "Dildo". So here's the ones we made up.
10. The Down Under Plunger
9. The Original Aboriginal
8. The Platypus Pleaser
7. The Outback Backender
6. The Powerjoey
5. The Wallopin' Wallaby
4. The Boomerwang
3. The Electric Koala
2. The Great Barrier Beef
1. The Bangaroo
All these terms may also be used to describe Paul Hogan, that fuckin' dildo. . .